Mika is having a hard time hosting the Morning Joe show by herself without Joe while he’s on vacation. It’s really tough to look down your nose at everything and announce guests at the same time. Which is probably why she made this funny mistake when announcing the very name of the show. Either that, or Jews really do control the media, and she was being honest for once!!
In an explosive email just released by the House Ways and Means Committee, former IRS official Lois Lerner has an exchange which shows a fear and concern about “a**hole” conservatives who she considers worse than our foreign terrorist enemies.
Here’s the email:
And a transcript:
TO LOIS: Well, you should hear the whaco wing of the GOP. The US is through; too many foreigners sucking the teat;…
You don’t really need to know anything about poker to feel the tension, drama, and crushing end to this very rare hand of poker.
Well, we’ve heard this before. Visiting lecturer at Stanford University and former Washington Post reporter Jeanine Zacharia made the claim that Israel “shapes” the news coming out of the Gaza conflict, which colors international reaction and diplomatic relations. She even implied that the U.S. Government is reacting to this skewed reporting, even though we’ve been less than accepting of Israel’s…
In a blow to everyone’s collective belief in the goodness of humanity, conspiracy enthusiast and bottom-dweller Jesse Ventura won his lawsuit against the widow of Chris Kyle, the “American Sniper.” This sad turn of events proves that we live in a fallen world, and none other than Marcus Luttrell of “Lone Survivor” fame carefully commented on the matter as to not become the next victim of Ventura’s insidious litigiousness.
From his Facebook Page.
I really don’t think much of Ed Schultz, but I have to admit that he does seem to sincerely care about the American worker, even if his solutions are usually socialist schemes that hurt America more than it helps. But in a remarkable segment on his show Tuesday evening, he admits that giving out worker permits to millions of illegals will hurt the American worker.
The Australian Twitter account of Paramount Studios came under attack and ridicule after tweeting a poster of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that reminded some of the 9/11 terrorist attack. The furor made them take it down very soon after, but as we all know, the internet is forever. Here’s a screencap of the tweet:
I don’t think this would have been an obvious reference to 9/11 except that…
CNN had the kind of debate they like – one defending a conservative viewpoint versus two liberals. In this case it was Alan Dershowitz who defended the acts of Israel in the current Gaza altercation, while Marc Lamont Hill (what was recently called a b*tch by rapper Big Boi), and Peter Beinart.
If you watch closely, the host Don Lemon tries to give them equal time, but it’s two against one – at…
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
If this is true about the women then that’s awesome!
You don’t fuck with Spartan women.
Yeah that’s so awesome! And the reason they were all fit is because they abandoned arts and became a pure warrior society! And why is that? Oh because they enslaved tons of people and needed to be able to slaughter then whenever they acted up. Keep praising a slave economy, dumbasses.